So it's new year and a first post. So much to look forward to and hoped to have left behind. I'll just start off with, that I'm hoping that me and the gym that I paid 200 krusty bucks for will become the best of friends. That the gym will call me to hang out on a Tuesday or that I will talk to other friends and that they will be like, "Oh you and the gym are like the best bros ever." That me and the gym will go to the discount mall and buy matching t-shirts that say some crazy ironic thing like this one:
.Maybe the gym will send me texts like "dude, (insert: rad inside joke)" and I'll just laugh or that the gym will pick me up and we can go bashing mail boxes at 2am ......or maybe that's a bit much.
Well here's to good things for good people and maybe when they are done with them the rest of us can pick them up on the cheap.
cheers,
cam
I totally tried to befriend Gym. He lured me with his protein shakes and trips on the elliptical. Instead, I had to get snickered at by his roided out friends. So I ditched him like a bad habit and stuck to my strict beer and junk food diet.
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be way less roiding and alot more clown balling, these days.
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